Amber always reads my blogs,
I see it in the server logs.
Her VPN, it does not hide
her failed attempts to sneak inside.
But I don’t fuss, I pay no mind,
I’d rather not be unkind.
Don’t need the stress of talking to her,
and it’s flattering to have a stalker.
So silence reigns for months and months,
and I don’t miss the awful cunt,
abuse and nonsense, bullshit lies,
delusions which she denies.
I have it all in black and white,
yet she insists that it’s her plight.
won’t let facts get in the way
of hurtful things she wants to say.
Amber always reads my words,
but that’s distinct from being heard.
It’s her turn now to speak, you see,
it always is, no time for me.
It’s fine for her to scream and chide,
but abusive if I criticise,
in any way, in any form,
but from her “asshole” is the norm.
Purveyor of hypocrisy,
she doesn’t do democracy,
it’s her turn now to speak, you see,
you had two seconds, maybe three!
She hates it when you interrupt,
she’ll cut you off to say as much
and when she lies and lies again,
it’s rude if you try to defend
by saying that you’re not to blame,
you did not say the things she claims.
For she knows what you said, not you,
and words mean what she says they do.
Amber likes to make up stuff,
usually it’s off the cuff,
she takes no time to think it through,
and yet insists that it’s all true,
with no forethought or reasoning,
she says the thing she thinks will win.
She finds it quite upsetting when
you tell her one plus one ain’t ten,
it’s hurtful to point out the facts,
and only monsters don’t know that,
she always seems to get offended
when her lying spree is ended.
Amber can’t stop spewing lies,
it’s like she wants to be despised.
Did you know that the sky is pink,
and that titanic didn’t sink?
and one plus one is three, no, five!
She’s not said ten, that’s a lie!
It’s in your message history?
That was someone else, not me!
Logic doesn’t get applied,
and common sense is just denied.
When amber gets the urge to yell,
it’s going to happen, and you’re in hell.
Amber is a crazy bitch,
or evil cunt, I don’t know which,
maybe both, who can say?
it doesn’t matter, anyway:
I tried for years to discern,
but lost the will to care to learn.
