A romance begins between Riker and a Gorn. Picard begins to question his loyalty, but Obrien intervenes, pointing out that Riker will fuck anything that moves. Meanwhile, Troi is jealous, and seduces Beverly crusher. Soon it is discovered that while investigating a Alien artifact discovery, Riker and Troi were Transported 70,000 light years with no way back and infected by an alien virus, causing their libidos to be dramatically increased. After it becomes clear that Beverly crusher and the Gorn are also infected, geordi is forced to re-align the quantum field by Regulating the modesty encryption with Borg quarantine!, stopping the infection