A romance begins between Riker and a Gorn. Picard begins to question his loyalty, but Data intervenes, pointing out that Riker will fuck anything that moves because he wishes he was Kirk. Meanwhile, Troi is jealous, and seduces Riker. Soon it is discovered that while investigating a distress call, Riker and Troi were kidnapped and infected by an alien virus, causing their libidos to be dramatically increased. After it becomes clear that Riker and the Gorn are also infected, geordi is forced to call in the starfleet armada by Adjusting the sonic particles with quantum recorders!, stopping the infection