A romance begins between Riker and a ferengi. Picard begins to question his loyalty, but Barclay intervenes, pointing out that Riker will fuck anything that moves. Meanwhile, Troi is jealous, and seduces Data. Soon it is discovered that while investigating a Time anomaly, Riker and Troi were Trapped in a parallel universe and infected by an alien virus, causing their libidos to be dramatically increased. After it becomes clear that Data and the ferengi are also infected, geordi is forced to run away by Fine-tuning the subspace field regulators, stopping the infection