I haven’t thought about Afroman in 25 years. But something recently reminded me that he exists, so I just thought I’d take a moment to congratulate him on his win against officers Streisand, Streisand, Streisand, Streisand, Streisand, Streisand, and Streisand.

Also, damn, that USA Flag suit is resplendent. And the sunglasses are just