LYRICS
Poney - Myerp - Carol - Wish - Nut


Poney:

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Babe those sexy curves drive me wild
I wanna mount you, ride you, as hard as I can
I'll ride you like a pony, babe

I love the way you move between my legs
and the way you squirm when I squeeze
and the way you grip when you get warmed up
Babe you sure know how to please

And I wanna take you everywhere I go
and I wanna show you to everyone I know
Show you off like some trophy wife
you and me babe, this is the life

Glide with me, my baby
Fly with me, my baby
Ride with me, my baby
Be one with me, my love.

It seems like this has just begun
but I know I've already won
The two of us have endless fun
moving together in unison
And when I'm with you I get nothing but action
One flick of my finger and you're having contractions
I feel your vibrations all the way to my feet
When we're together, babe, you make me complete

Babe you know you're the only one
I wanna mount you, ride you, as fast as I can
I'll ride you like a pony baby
And the way you purr when your motor's running
and the way you scream when you get revved up
and the way you react to my every move
and the way you never come unstuck
make me wanna shout your name from the rooftops
make me wanna sing your praises till the message groks
makes me insecure when I'm not with you
makes me care about nothing, except us two

Glide with me, my baby
Fly with me, my baby
Ride with me, my baby
Be one with me, my love.


Myerp:

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...And I was singing,
at the start of it all:
I was singing:
"Myerp, Myerp, Myerp".

And you were rocking,
Rocking to my groove,
And I was falling,
I was falling for you.

And we played
Till the end of time
And we rocked
And the tune was mine

And we sang
At the end of it all
We sang:
"Myerp, Myerp, Myerp"...


Carol:

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I'm dreaming of a technicolor xmas,
just like the hippies used to know:
where the sky is red, and the snow is blue,
and the trees are an undulating checkered pink and yellow.

I'm dreaming of a technicolor xmas,
just like bill hicks used to know:
I wanna see santa's sleigh pulled by unicorns
and sexy elf maidens lined up in a burlesque show

I'm dreaming of a technicolor christmas,
just like the beatles used to know:
oh yeah we'll trip balls in a yellow submarine
and perhaps we'll even pass the mike to ringo.

I'm dreaming of a technicolor xmas,
just like mckenna used to know:
I wanna cuddle with the self-dribbling basketballs
and discuss philosophy with the great who-knows?

You say you're dreaming of a white xmas,
give me a technicolor one, any day...
cuz if you ever have a technicolor xmas,
you'll throw your white xmas wishes away.

Give me a technicolor xmas...



Wish:

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Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine
Moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge

Chorus:
Oh, I'm so hardly done by,
Look at how Emo I am.
Bitch, Whine, Moan, Whinge, Cry

Whinge, Moan, Grieve, Cry, Whine
Pine, Grieve, Bitch, Whine, Moan...

(Chorus)

Oh, Poor little old me...
Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe...