A conversation with a customer service person tonight:

“Can I have your customer number?”

“I don’t know what that is. My email is (email).”

“And can I have your full name?”

“(name). Address is (address)”

“And can I have your address?”

“um… I just told you that 5 seconds ago.”

“OK. And can I have your email address?”

“uh… I told you that 10 seconds ago.”