…then I recommend watching this:

There’s also parts two and three on the same channel.

I literally couldn’t watch it all the way through. Statements like “my favourite trek movie is the first one” just made me too sad.

I guarantee you that if you asked Alex Kurtzman his favourite Trek movie, he’d say JJ’s TrekWars from 2009. Because it’s his mate. And if you asked for his second favourite, he’d say Wrath Of Khan, because that’s the one everybody loves. And if you asked for his third favourite, he’d look at you blankly, not sure how to answer because he doesn’t actually remember anything at all about any of the others except that they were “boring”.

If he’s even seen them.

Fuck him and fuck CBS.