May all our young Aussie swimmers
Be resigned to failure
May our nation’s state
Be always second rate!
May Timorese fisherman
Evade the Aussie sailor
Do as history teaches
Die on Middle Eastern beaches!
We produce a Norman May
Not a Norman Mailer
May our land’s vast distance
Always treat us with indifference!
Give up for Australia!
Give up for Australia!
Give up for Australia!
Give up for Australia!
-TISM