(Originally posted on myspace on 03-Aug-2007)

HANEEF IS BAD!!! BAD HANEEF! HE’S BAD! BAD!!! BAD BAD BAD!!! BAD HANEEF! HANEEF IS BAD!!! HANEEF IS A BAD MAN!!! BAD MAN HANEEF! HE’S A BAD MAN! BAD! BAD! BAD MAN! HANEEF IS A BAD MAN! BAD!!! BAD BAD BAD!!! HE’S BAD!!! HE’S AN EVIL BAD MAN!!! BAD BAD! HE’S BAD! AND EVIL! BAD! BAD! BAD!

How do you know he’s bad? Because I said so! And I’d know these things! Like, I can’t tell you why, and infact I can’t even really tell you why I can’t tell you why, except to say that it’s for your own good. but trust me, He’s bad. You can trust me. I’m trustworthy. You know I’m trustworthy because I said so. I can’t actually prove I’m trustworthy, and I can’t tell you why I can’t prove it, but trust me, it’s all just for your own good. I don’t do anything that isn’t for solely your good and wellbeing, ever. And plus: he’s Bad. Haneef is a bad man. Don’t worry your little head that we dropped the charges and let him go in the end – that just means that we can’t actually PROVE he’s bad… but he is, Trust us, we know: He’s bad. Bad I tells ya. Bad. and evil. he’s a bad, evil person. You know it’s true because I would never lie… this has nothing to do with the election – there really is a threat – FEAR, FEAR!!! OOOH! BAD BAD!!! HANEEF = BAD!!! BAD!!! BAD! HE’S A BAD MAN!!! FEAR!!! FEAR!!! BAD!!! TERRORISTS! HANEEF BAD!! BAD MAN!!!

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